November 30, 2011
thedailywhat: Obligatory Petition of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly thinks pepper-spray is, essentially, a “food product.” Nick Douglas and the rest of the Slackstory gang feel that, if she truly believes that, she should be okay with eating her words. They’ve launched a petition calling on Kelly to “eat or drink a full dose of pepper spray on national television.” If nothing else, it’ll be a ratings bonanza, and that’s really all Fox News is about, essentially. Meanwhile, here’s the Pepper Spray Cop cracking some fresh “food product” on a patron’s salad at his new place of employment: [slackstory / natlamp.] this bitch never runs out of stupid things to say. it has pepper in the name? lol food! agent orange? ORANGE? peel that shit and make some oj!

thedailywhat:

Obligatory Petition of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly thinks pepper-spray is, essentially, a “food product.”

Nick Douglas and the rest of the Slackstory gang feel that, if she truly believes that, she should be okay with eating her words.

They’ve launched a petition calling on Kelly to “eat or drink a full dose of pepper spray on national television.” If nothing else, it’ll be a ratings bonanza, and that’s really all Fox News is about, essentially.

Meanwhile, here’s the Pepper Spray Cop cracking some fresh “food product” on a patron’s salad at his new place of employment:

[slackstory / natlamp.]

this bitch never runs out of stupid things to say. it has pepper in the name? lol food! agent orange? ORANGE? peel that shit and make some oj!

(via -fuckthepeople)

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